was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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