His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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