I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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