hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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