i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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