just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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