i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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