12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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