Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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