Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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