so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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