so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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