At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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