Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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