girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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