Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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