Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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