Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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