are you still at the devil's house?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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