May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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