i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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