I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This girl is more easily done than said...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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