what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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