just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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