This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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