I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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