is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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