Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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