We need to rekindle our bromance
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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