Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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