omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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