Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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