So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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