Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am spending my child support on dildos
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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