We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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