I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have aggressive nipples.
Randomize
