Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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