I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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