i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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