I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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