PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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