The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
