This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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