Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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