Walk of Shame. In a state park.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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