i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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