I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
