come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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