is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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