whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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